Y-to-K Date Problem Fix Reprot
"Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and on budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect
the
change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all
programs
and all data to reflect the following new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December and... Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none
of
this Y to K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand
it
is
a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of
which,
what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit
year
rolls over from 99 to 00? We'll await your direction."
