Shado is the slut of the mohallah (neighbourhood). Everyone has had their way with her. One day, some of the guys are sitting
around eating chholay at the local rhheRi(Deli). One of the mohallah guys runs up to them and says “Oye, Shado ki shaadi tay
ho gayi hai”. Everybody is very happy for her… “Shukar hai kay kisi nay to Shado say shaadi karnay ka faisla kya”. The guys
decide that they absolutely MUST witness her suhag raat. So on the blessed night they all go to Shado’s new house. The
problem is that the bedroom where this is gonna happen is on the second floor. So they decide that the four of them will get one
on top of the other until the guy on the top can peek inside the bedroom window.(one standing on the shoulders of the other).
Now, the event begins, the guy on top says “Doolha andar aa gaya hai” and the second guy passes it on “Doolha andar aa gaya
hai” and so on till the guy on the bottom has received this message. Now, here are the messages:
“oye doolhay nay kapde utaar diyay hein”
“Oye doolhan bhi nangi ho gayi hai”
“oye donoN eik dusray ki chummiyaN (I hate that word) lay rahay heiN”
And then Shado says to her dulha “Mein ab aap ko woh cheez dooN gi jo meiN ney aaj tak kisi ko nahiN dee”
The message is passed down in the following format:
“Oye shado bund denay lagi hai!!!”
Never Mess With a Gujjar