[WTF?] Ban the Internet?

[5Abi]

Does this happen only in Texas?
http://www.petitiononline.com/UCAWWW/petition.html

To: American People

We, the members of UCAWWW, petition that the Internet (World Wide Web) creates nothing but harm in society today. The Internet is a cause for addiction and sin while taking away traditional family values. Our children are being exposed to filth that causes sexual tendencies and drug addiction. We therefore, demand that the internet be permanently banned from American homes. We MUST restore faith in God and steer clear of the devil!

 Sincerely, 

[The Undersigned](http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/signed.cgi?UCAWWW)

After a lil :google:, I found this:

**Amarillo,TX --**Gladis Haralski, founder of United Confederacy Against WWW (UCAWWW) announced last week of her ongoing campaign to shut down the internet. In an interview Gladis proclaims the destructive way in which we use the internet degenerates society’s standards. “The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth”, says Gladis…

Currently the UCAWWW holds 43 members, all of which reside in Texas. When Gladis was asked by reporters how she planned to reach out to others across the country she said, “We have many ongoing projects, and soon we’ll be proud to announce the grand opening of our website.”

[TofiBaba]

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Lol, hahaha, and pigs are going to fly out my a$$

Actually the timing is pretty good. As I resigned from my job if internet is banned in USA I can move to a different country now. Hmmm, not a bad idea...

[5Abi]

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Yeah man, if internet gets banned by these Texans (Bush's reason would be "God ordered me to do this"), Im moving to Finland or Sweden. Guess what the net speed is there for ordinary citizens ? 100Mbps+

[Gizzy]

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hahahaahaha.. :D

and they need internet to collect the signatures for their movement.

5watery, you can come to Holland, Sweden and Finnland are too cold.

[Mr.Genius]

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100Mbps+ nahi yarr...

btw... this petition is really funny... they are signing the petition on internet to ban internet.... Way to go TEXANS !

[_Sh3rY]

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wtf?

[5Abi]

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@Gizzy

5watery, you can come to Holland, Sweden and Finnland are too cold.

yah man i always wanted to smoke mota w/o worrying about getting busted

[5Abi]

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@Mr. Genius

100Mbps+ nahi yarr…

btw… this petition is really funny… they are signing the petition on internet to ban internet… Way to go TEXANS !

haha yah talk bout the IRONY of this whole thing. These internet petitions rarely accomplish anything. If internet gets banned in US, the entire state of California will ask for independance from the union

[5Abi]

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PS: before moral police come knocking on the door, WTF = Write the FAQ

[TofiBaba]

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Hey, then I’m moving to Cali
5watery make room in ur basement!!

BTW, “5WATERY” is taking off I noticed!

@5Abi

PS: before moral police come knocking on the door, WTF = Write the FAQ

Hahahahaha

[Mr.Genius]

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WTF= write the faq

[Atlantis]

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so ak47's real name is Gladis Haralski?

[QueenBee]

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“and soon we’ll be proud to announce the grand opening of our website.”
ban the internet but grand opening of website.. interesting

[Mal1k]

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And how da hell am I going to chat with both of u 5watery & Tofi & the 100s of female lovebirds I have...:p

[pagaldeewani]

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@5Abi

PS: before moral police come knocking on the door, WTF = Write the FAQ

I find this is the funniest thing I have ever come across to, bro where do you learn all this stuff from :p. You are a genious.

In regards to original stuff, what can we say, execpt they are texans.

[Lucid_Chaotic]

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"When Gladis was asked by reporters how she planned to reach out to others across the country she said, "We have many ongoing projects, and soon **we'll be proud **to announce the grand opening of our website."
[/quote]
ohh the irony ohh!