This joke is Australian made…
it is a cruel joke but it is a good laugh…
This is voted as the best e-mail joke in Australia
in 2001.
Hope you enjoy it.After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last
winter, a Seattle man
departed for his vacation in Miami Beach, where he
was to meet his wife the
next day at the conclusion of her business trip to
Minneapolis.They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a
nice time together.
Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the
boarding gate, and the
man was told he would have to wait for a later
flight. He tried to appeal
to a supervisor but was told the airline was not
responsible for the
problem and it would do no good to complain.Upon arrival at the hotel the next day, he
discovered that Miami Beach was
having a heat wave, and its weather was almost as
uncomfortably hot as
Seattle’s was cold. The desk clerk gave him a
message that his wife would
arrive as planned. He could hardly wait to get to
the pool area to cool
off, and quickly sent his wife an e-mail, but due to
his haste, he made an
error in the e-mail address.His message therefore arrived at the home of an
elderly preacher’s wife
whose even older husband had died only the day
before. When the grieving
widow opened her e-mail, she took one look at the
monitor, let out an
anguished scream, and fell to the floor dead. Her
family rushed to her room
where they saw this message on the screen:Dearest wife,
Departed yesterday as you know. Just now got
checked in. Some confusion at
the gate. Appeal was denied. Received confirmation
of your arrival
tomorrow.Your loving husband.
P.S. Things are not as we thought. You’re going to
be surprised at how hot
it is down here.
got this in an email. thought i,d share it with all of u.
“Its better to get shot for a sheep than for a lamb”