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A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid.”, answered the woman.
“We don’t have a maid!”
“I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house.”
“Well, this is her husband. Is she there?”
“Ummm…she’s upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband.”
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, “Listen, would you like to make $50,000?”
“What do I have to do?”
“I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she’s with.”
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. “What should I do with the bodies?”
“Throw them in the swimming pool!”
“What?! There’s no pool here?” Long pause.
“Uh.. is this 832-4821?”
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excellante’ !!!
is that considered a crime of passion?
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OMG
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Good joke but it was all given away with the title of the thread 
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lol
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but how did he know there was a gun in the den…
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it would have been interesting if, the guy (husband who is phoning) is upsatirs and his office is at home. and his wife is with him helping out, but the wife hasnt told her husband yet that she hired a maid. and when the husband tells the maid to kill the two, she goes up and shoots the husband and the wife and the she comes back and picks the phone up but theres no answer... why coz she just killed em both. but its hillarious nice joke
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Good point Sherlock!
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HEAVILY IMPLIED BUT STILL GOOD JK
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Quite an old joke…
Thanx anyway 
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Yes this is v.v. poor experience of a poor
person just think it is possible
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have it before.....