It’s Saturday morning. Bob’s just about to set
off
on a round of golf when he realizes that he
forgot
to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the
washing
machine is coming around at noon.
So Bob heads back to the clubhouse and phones
home.“Hello” Says a little girl’s voice. “Hi, honey,
it’s Daddy,” says Bob.
“Is Mommy near the phone?”“No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with
Uncle Frank.”
After a brief pause, Bob says, “But you haven’t
got an Uncle
Frank, Honey!” “Yes, I do, and he’s upstairs in
the bedroom with
Mommy!”“Okay, then. Here’s what I want you to do. Put
down
the phone, run upstairs and
knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
and
Uncle Frank that my car’s just pulled up outside
the house.”“Okay, Daddy!”
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back
to
the phone. “Well, I did what you said, Daddy.”“And what happened?”
“Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and ran around screaming; then she tripped over
the rug and fell down the stairs and she’s just
lying there. I think she’s dead.”Oh my God! And what about Uncle Frank?"
“He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, and he
was all scared and he jumped out the back window
into the swimming pool. But he must have forgot
that last week you took out all the water to
clean
it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool
and
is just lying there, not moving. I think he may
be
dead, too.”There is a long pause, then Bob says, “Swimming
pool?
Is this 854-7039?”
Old but still funny
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LOLz
lol funny new for me
heard it but still nice.......:D
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