A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed
exams, which the father receives as : “Father, your daughter has
been successful in
BED.”
TELEGRAM # 2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends
a telegram to his wife : “I wish you were here.” The message
received by
wife: “I wish you were her.”
TELEGRAM # 3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to
return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while herturn
came, it was the
last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next toher in the
queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram
to her husband which reached as: “Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy
rush in the train, gave birth
to an old lady.”
TELEGRAM # 4
A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.The salesman asks him what
message he wants put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and
says: let’s put, “you are
not getting older you are getting better”. The salesman asks “how
do you want me to put it?” The man says, Well put “You are not
getting older”, at
the top and “You are getting better” at the bottom.
The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire
party watched the message on the cake: “You are not getting older
at the top, You are getting better at
the bottom”.
TELEGRAM # 5
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent’s house
in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send
a telegram
to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer. He sent a
telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was
written: 'Sethji Aaaj mar gaye !
(Sethji Ajmer gaye).