Your post was meant to be on the top, sowie 
My co-Mod with a cig peenay wali tasweer (BBQ coughs) is inept at them. I think she realizes her inferiorty. Lets make her feel better about it, after all women and computer = disaster. Infact women + any electrical machinery = disaster 
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You and your views on women 
make me SO emotional!
Dear co-mod,
The more I know about men, the more I like dogs.
Kind Regards,
BarbieCue
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Dear co-Mod,
The more I know about women the more my need for a samich increases.
Kind Regards,
Shak09
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“Dear” co-mod,
Thank you for your prompt reply. The more you talk, the more I wish I was deaf.
Best Regards,
BarbieCue
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‘‘Dear’’ co-Mod,
Thanks for your very belated reply, I guess being a woman you can’t help being lazy. The more you reply the more I think ‘Shak thank Allah you could have been her!’
Kind Regards,
Shak09
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Dearest Mods,
Cheers,
-M-
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Dear CM,
You do double posts. Stop. SOPTIT!
Kind Regards,
Humble Mod
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“Dear” co-mod,
Sorry for the late reply, I was cooking - unlike you who couldn’t cook to save his life. I have to give it to you though - you are so advanced with computers, you only visit the facebook help page 154 times a day. Well done!
Kind Regards,
BarbieCue
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Dear co-Mod,
Cooking? That is very nice and fitting of you as a woman. May all these others take note too. I was wondering if you could fix me up with a samich while you’re at it? I feel like a woman when I make it myself.
Kind Regards,
Shak09
Write a letter
Shak and BBQ gave me an idea…
Write a short letter to the person above you. e.g:
*Dear Maroush,
Tussi great ho,
Regards,
-M-*
Your turn 
Re: Write a letter
Dear maroush,
Send me my Eidi, live up to the promise.
Thanks
Shak09
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Dear co-mod,
The answer to your question is “No”. Please piss off.
Regards,
BarbieCue
Re: Write a letter
*Dear Shak,
If you stop bullying me, then maybe i will.
Crying,
-M-*
Re: Write a letter
*Dear Shak,
If you stop bullying me, then maybe i will.
Woefully,
-M-*
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Dear co-Mod,
I find that language unbeoming of a woman. You’re a man. I know it now.
Un-kind Regards,
Shak09
Re: Write a letter
Dear maroush,
If you stop sending me threatning PM’s then I wont 
Shak09
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Dear co-mod,
But you like men. : )
wink wink nudge nudge
BarbieCue
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Dear co-mod,
I’d rather die painfully from your hands than have ilzaam and miti thrown at my manliness.
Regards
Shak09
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Dear co-mod,
Why painfully? I will simply crush and mix a bunch of sleeping pills in that samich of yours. No pain. You die in your sleep. How about that?
Regards,
BarbieCue
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Dear co-Mod,
I’d expect nothing more than cowardice and buzdilness from you and you didn’t disappoint 
Angry regards
Shak09