an old friend of mine, she just sent me this on msn..just thought to share it with u guys..so what u guys think about it 
WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “Definitely not!”
WIFE: “Why not - don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).” sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would you play golf with her?”
HUSBAND: “I guess so.”
WIFE: she will use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: “S_h_i_tt!!.”
i made similar mistakes