Worst first date..

ZareenKhan · September 7, 2014, 6:54pm

Re: Worst first date..

A girl called me over to her place. I thought it was going to be my first date/epic time. But she wanted me to fix her internet. I couldn’t fix it and sat thinking what to do next. I couldn’t fix the internet cause the stupid modem was broken. She said “If I had a company, I would never hire you”. Then we took a stroll outside her apartment. Then she wanted to take me up on the roof of the building. Mid way in the elevator something molvie occurred to her and she said “We shouldn’t be doing this”. And I’m thinking “You haven’t done anything”. Then we sat in the lobby for a bit, she complemented my eyes saying “Whoever is gonna marry you will be very lucky, because she’ll get to wake up to eyes like that” and I’m like “Dude WTF?” so I got up and said my goodbyes took the bus back home.

Then came home and it was a Quran Khani going on, all the aunties from the neighborhood were there. Since I had hugged her when I met her, her perfume rubbed off on me. And when I was walking past the aunties, one one them remarked, “Yeh perfume ki smell achi hai, meri beyti bhi yehi lagati hai”. I ran to my room and didn’t come out until they had left. hahahah her mother was over at my place LMAOO. Oh man epic date/encounter ever!

That’s so BAAALLLLYWOOOOOD