I can’t lie, I just don’t know how to. Here’s an example.
I was temporarily working in a different department and the manager there was a . I knew she wouldn’t give me some time off on friday for prayer. So I decided to lie to her. I was in Houston at that time.
Me: I’ll be working til noon, then I have to go my doctor and the appointment is in New Orleans.
Her: We need you here. You can have 2 hours off for the appointment but I want you to come back after your appointment.
Me: (thought to myself that 2 hours are enough for prayer) Ok, I’ll come back. I forgot that I told her it’s in N.O. and will take some time. I just thought about the prayer.
Her: But you said the appointment is in New Orleans. It takes 6 hours to go and another 6 to come back. How would you drive for 12 hours in 2 hours
Me: (to myself) DAMNIT!
Then I called in the next morning and said I quit, I am going back to my department and I am not helping you anymore, and then went to pray
i usually bunk classes
and once i told my classmate to put on my approxi but unluckily i did not know and sat next to my own teacher’s car.
after the class he saw me and he said .. wat are u doing here ???
then i said i was learning something… i aint good at making excuses.
When i was lil in 2nd grade..i guess..i didnt do my project.. EXcuze: My grandmother and my sis were involved in a major accident..they r in the hospital..I cant believe I really said that!
Teacher believed me..seriouslY! It was kinda funnY!
hey ppl..adaaaab
well...wen i waz in 2 grade iused to say dat i've got pain in my stomach....
every day....n once in 8 grade,it was my pak syudies paper n my cousins from england were there..so a day before we chilled out all day long n on exam day i kept sleeping untill my mom woke me up at 8:30 n my exam actually started at that time..so i rushed n waz still late so i told her dat we had an accident n she believed me...
now i know your weakness 
