World's most Famous PPL saying the world's most STUPID STUFF!!!

Ok after those answering machines i think u all should check out these stupid QUOTES !!! trust me u’ll know whose got the brains and who DOESNT !!!:konfused:

“You guys line up alphabetically by height.”

  • Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach.

“Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.”

  • Bill Peterson, football coach

“The internet is a great way to get on the net.”

  • Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”

  • Britney Spears, Pop Singer

I invented the internet".

  • Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.”

  • Alan Minter, Boxer

I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5."

  • Charles Barkley, NBA Basketball Player

“China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.”

  • Charles De Gaulle, former French President

“Football players win football games.”

  • Chuck Knox, football coach

“Most lies about blondes are false.”

  • Cincinnati Times-Star, headline

It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"

  • Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system!”

  • Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned mission to Mars

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

  • Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

“I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.”

  • David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

    well hope u like 'em!!!

where are dubya's comments... u can basically put on everything he says and it would be rediculously funny

:)