An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing
construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned
beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump off this
building.”
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed,
"Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I’m
jumping too.
The blonde opened his lunch and said, Bologna again!
If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I’m
jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw
corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and
jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and
jumped to his
death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman’s wife was weeping.
She said, “If I’d
known how really tired he was of corned beef and
cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!”
The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have
given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he
hated burritos so much.”
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife.
The blonde’s wife said,"Don’t look at me. He makes
his own lunch.
