World War III :
Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the
barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell?”
The barman said, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walked over and said, “Hello. What are you guys doing?”
Bush said, “We’re planning World War III.”
The guy asked, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush said, “Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Muslims and one bicycle repairman.”
The guy exclaimed, “Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman?!”
Bush turned to Powell and said, “See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Muslims!”
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hansaney ki arzoo mei dabaya jau dard ko
aansoo humari aankh mei pathar k ho gaiy
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