from “hammer” to “smith” .. AGENT smith!
due to my team’s newly-built records, i’m taken off from floor (loading trailers) and given back my old 2001>2004 role.. (emergency co-ordination).. given fastest, quietest, hardly-meeting-legal-speed-specification-truck..
so :roman: i’m now bumping up production-levels to like new heights cuz everything is now streamlined and just requires calls, clicks and running around..
it all started today.. when not shift, but department’s manager was on floor .. (i had some internal mail from H.R) so he came on floor and asked where is hammer? and supervisor jokingly said, “who? oh.. agent smith?” so manager gave him a weird-thinking-along-look.. meanwhile looked down on envelope to find my REAL name, in MEANTIME i was passing by, supervisor winked at me and eye-pointed at manager, so i sneaked beside him QUIETLY with like 17km/hr speed and as i braked silently beside him, i said: “hello Mister Anderson” (in smith’s accent) 
WHAT happend after THAT was just hillarious.. envelope flew outta his hands, he screamed, turned around to see whose beside him, and jumped 2 feet away (reflex action) before he could control himself..
me, knowing what i was getting into, kept up in the mono-tone: there’s nowhere i cant go. there’s nowhere I wont find u
:roman: needless to say, manager gave a BADass look to me, and then realizing what supervisor said EARLIER, laugggghed.. LAUGHED his lungs out!
