A Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to
see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and
comes across an old brass lamp.
“This would look nice on my mantelpiece,” he thinks, so he takes
it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three
wishes.
“I wish for a nice cold drink right now!”
POOF!
A Rooh Afza glass appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and
guzzles it all at once.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. “I
wish to be on an island where beautiful girls reside.”
POOF!
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lu*tfully.
He then tells the genie his third and last wish: “I wish I’d never have to
work ever again.”
Deedawar here is a same type of Joke .In few words I will try to produce
Three friends One Pakistani and Two African Negro's were just raoming around a beach in Africa. They find one Bottle , open it and a genie appears .same three wishes are granted to all of them.
First African says , Make me Fair, Give me lot of Money a House in USA and and lot of white Womens.
POOF! He is Gone .
Second African says , Make me Fair, Give me lot of Money a House in USA and and lot of white Womens.
POOF! He is Gone .
Pakistani was zapped and now is his turn. He thinks for a while and then says turn both of them Black as they were before and bring them back here.............
Once upon a time three women were lost on a boat in an ocean.
They found a bottle.
One ribbed it and a Gene came out.
Black woman said I am looking for a better life. Send me to an island with great looking men.
Poof she was sent to her beloved island.
Next, the brunette said I am tired of working. I want to go back to great mountains and live in a green field with a strong man so I can be happy. Poof! She was sent to North Pakistan.
The Blonde in the last said........... I do not know. I am just feeling lonely. Bring me back the black and brunette friends.
