Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch
the second person.
You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac. my fav
No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma’s lap. my fav ka bhi fav
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