I have one. >Of course, every man has one. >Your aunt
surely uses your uncle’s one. >A married lady, of course, gets to use her
hubby’s one. But some married ladies don’t quite like their hubby’s one…
but eventually use it for children. >A divorced lady would naturally lose
her one. The Pope doesn’t use his one. >Li Peng has a short-short one.Because Chinese usually have short ones. George Harrison has a hairy one.
And Harry Kissinger has a long one. >But Arnold Schwarzenneger has an
even longer one. >Are you surprised that Michael J. Fox has a short one?
And that Madonna doesn’t have one? >But Indians and Pakistanis usually have
long ones. >After marriage, the husband loves to give the wife his one. And
longer or shorter, she has to take his one. >Some don’t like taking a
l-o-n-g one. But any way, most like to have one. >Do you like yours? >Would
you rather have a long one or a short one? >By the way, what do you think I
am talking about? >Scroll down for the answer. >^>^>^>^>^>^>^>^>
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…of course, it’s the SURNAME. >Remember
it is not the word that corrupts the mind, it’s the mind that corrupts the
word.
