Hi all ye Guppies and guppays:wave:
** Hope this year is all bringing you health, wealth and success Ameen… I was sent this and just had to share with u all … enjoy!!!**
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** **The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:**
1.** Cashtration** (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2.** Ignoranus** : A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.
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3. Intaxicaton** :** Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.**
4.** Reintarnation** : Coming back to life as a hillbilly. ( For the Brit equivalent - its coming back to life as a bleedin CHAV:hehe:
5.** Bozone** **( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. **
6.** Foreploy** : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. ( I luv this one!!)
7.** Giraffiti** : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
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8. Sarchasm** : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
( Another one I like)
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9. Inoculatte** : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
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10. Osteopornosis** :** A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)… only for the off the scales IQ guppies 
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11.** Karmageddon** **: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer. **
12.** Decafalon** (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13..** Glibido** : All talk and no action. (Love it!!!)
14.** Dopeler Effect**: **The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. **
15.** Arachnoleptic Fit** (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
16.** Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.**
17.** Caterpallor** ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.**
The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:**
1.** Coffee**,** n. The person upon whom one coughs.**
2.** Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 
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3.** Abdicate**,** v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
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4** esplanade**, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
5.** Willy-nilly**, **adj. Impotent. **
6.** Negligent**, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
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7. Lymph**,** v. To walk with a lisp.**
8.** Gargoyle**, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
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9. Flatulence**, **n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by **a steam roller
10.** Balderdash**, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
11.** Testicle**, n. A humorous question on an exam.
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12. Rectitude**, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
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13. Pokemon**,** n. A Rastafarian proctologist. **
14.** Oyster**,** n.. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
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15.** Frisbeetarianism**,** n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
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16.** Circumvent**,** n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.
Great arnt they 
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.****…BM …comments regarding the smartiness of such words was appreciated:snooty:…u wernt supposed to actually apply them to people u know… 
.. although its hard not to associate the classic definition to a person:hehe:…
…I guess that’s one way of looking at it:bummer:.. once ur together its all one way !!!
