Wont Regret reading this ;)-Kaka Gurantee

Woman

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India &
Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful

Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still
desirable.

Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

The last one was left out. After 70, they become
Siberia.
“Everyone knows where is it, but no one wants to go
there.”:smiley:
**This one for the guys. **

A guy’s life can be described as a train on a railway
track.

When they are 20,
Every station they want to stop.

When they are 30,
They can only stop at one station.

When they are 40,
They want to stop but they are not allowed to stop.

When they are 50,
They want to stop but they cannot stop.

When they are 60,
They can’t even start. How to stop?

Re: Wont Regret reading this ;)-Kaka Gurantee

:rotfl: i want to stop but i cannot stop

Re: Wont Regret reading this ;)-Kaka Gurantee

mods, dont know if this is appropriate. feel free to remove if its not.

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
I work in a damp environment.
I don't get paid overtime.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

++++++++++++++

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep on the job after brief periods of time.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You do not always observe necessary safety regulations, such has wearing the correct protective clothing.
You'll retire before reaching 65.
You're unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely
Management

Re: Wont Regret reading this ;)-Kaka Gurantee

^ :rotfl:

Re: Wont Regret reading this ;)-Kaka Gurantee

:dixsi::dixsi: