~: Wonderful Definitions :~

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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WONDERFUL DIFINITIONS

  • PROJET MANAGER is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

  • DEVELOPER is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

  • ON-SITE COORDINATOR is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

  • CLIENT is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.

  • MARKETING MANAGER is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

  • RESOURCE OPTIMATION TEAM thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

  • DOCUMENTATION TEAM thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.

  • QUALITY AUDITOR is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

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Re: ~: Wonderful Definitions :~

any way QUALITY AUDITOR’s job is good, but he does not like it…

to bad…
:k:

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:hehe:

:k:

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i wanna be the on-site co-ordinator :blush:
phirr har taraf babiyaaN hi babiyaaN hongi :dixsi:

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me a project manager ;)

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:) . :)