Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.
We need = I want
It’s your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = you’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to.
I’m not upset = of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re … so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You’re certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not
going to like.
I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
T.V.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me! ? = [Too late, you’re dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until
he goes to sleep.
I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
THE ANSWER TO “WHAT’S WRONG?”
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up
Scorpian King
Back In Town.