Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
We need = I want
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like
~ mera Junoon, meri DIL KI BAAT hai!!!