A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.
Then he hears of a very good one in England, and goes to see him.
The surgeon examines him, thought a while, and says, “yes, I can help you.”
After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells “You swine, you gave me a woman’s ears!”
“Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man’s or a woman’s. Are you having problems hearing with your new ears?” asks the Doc.
“No, Doc… I can hear just fine… but I don’t understand a thing!”
…Not funny
