There was this “Husband Shopping Center” where a woman
could go to choose from among many men, for her
husband. It was laid out in five floors,
with the men increasing in positive attributes as you
ascended up the floors. The only rule was, once you
opened the door to any floor,
you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went
up a floor, you couldn’t go back
down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find
men.
First floor, the door had a sign saying “These men
have jobs and love kids.”
The women read the sign and say “Well that’s better
than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder
what’s further up?”
So up they go.
Second floor says “These men have high paying jobs,
love kids, and are extremely good looking” Hmmm, say
the girls. But, I wonder what’s further up?
Third floor: “These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework.” Wow! say the women.
Very tempting,BUT, there’s more further up! And up
they go.
Fourth floor: “These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, are extremely good looking, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.”
Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us
further on!
So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that
door said “This floor is just to prove that women are
impossible to please.”
And you thought there didnt exist a “missing link”!?