A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.
“Sure,” GOD says, “Go right ahead”.
“OK,” the man says. “Why did you make women so pretty?”
GOD says, “So you would like them.”
“OK,” the guy says. “But how come you made them so beautiful?”
“So you would LOVE them”, GOD replies.
The man ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such airheads?”
GOD says, “So they would love you!”
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:)
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i don't know whether that's a dis to women or a dis to men...maybe it's both
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^ is dis even a word? not a slang word...but a word found in the dictionary?
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Verb: diss (dis)
Treat, mention, or speak to rudely
Waisay aaj kall kay joke, balti say ouper nahi nikaltey. Maza nahi aya. :p
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balti? as in a balti that you fill with water?
what's that got to do with the joke?
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^ 
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agar apas kee baat hai ...or meri samajh mein na aaye...to phir apas ki baat kaisay ho sakti hai?
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Waisay aaj kall kay joke, balti say ouper nahi nikaltey. Maza nahi aya. :p
Aik to free ka maal milta hey us per ye demand, agar ziyada hi Maza leyna he to balti me aao.
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dimagh per ziyada zoor met dalo kuch nahi hoga wesey bhi je jok aqalwalo ke liye tha
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aray bhai, balti pehlay say bhari howi hey, thori jaga karo.
Aur woh highway khatam ho na naheee, abb tow neend bhee nahi aa rahi
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Highway to khatum hogaya, ab agay khud jhorh lo, sub kam main he kero kudh kuch nahi kero ge
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Abb baalti mein bethnay ka yehi to maza hey.
Aap baalti uthaeyn, humm nazaaray kertay hein :p
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Kabhi Kabhi mujhe meri taqdir per rehem aata hein
Balti mey hath daloo to Bizz nikalta hein
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se
Ek hee tow baalti hai thumare paas
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!
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kia baat hai Bizz bhai,Mod achaa legta hai
Aaj sari bottle charha ker sairi ho rahi hai
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^
that explains his awkardness 
Re: women
Hamari choro, apni geribaan mein dekho
humm tow bottle charha rahey hien, tumm tow poori kee poori baalti
BEST hai!!!