Women

Well since it is the norm to bash men, I thought this would be an excellent opportunity to bash women. So men, whine, complain and state the truth to your hearts desire. My first and most personal annoyance is the inability of the average female to state things clearly and logically.

It basically resolves around the use of the word “thing” or “thingie”. A “thingie” can constitute anything in the world. It could be a hairpin to the car keys to something like the blender. Of course the male has to decipher all this. You want something state it. Be specific. There are various other issues, but I will detail them later on.

Is that the best gripe you can come up with? The use of the word "thingie"?

Oh c'mon, you can surely do better.

Sir jee, you speak the truth.

I will never understand what a WOMAN means when she tells me ,"you are not paying attention". Well, if I wasn't paying attention, she wouldn't be telling me that. And if she really thinks that I am not paying attention, then why is she saying that to begin with?.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. I can go on forever. But I need your attention first.

FG you'd have to be worthy of attention

Muzna women are frail creatures, ones prone to illogical vicious acts of revenge, thus we start of with small things. Plus some personal gripes are rated for a more mature audience.

You have my completely attention, just because I am reading three other threads and reading the news does not mean I am not paying attention to your words.

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*Originally posted by Sir Galahad: *
Muzna women are frail creatures,
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granted.

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*Originally posted by Sir Galahad: *
ones prone to illogical vicious acts of revenge,

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  1. How does this relate to the description you have given above?
  2. Revenge means that there has been some premeditation, which then implies that the act is not entirely illogical.
  3. Vicious implies that the perpetrator is of some strength, either mental or physical, which then negates your earlier description of women being frail.

Men pay attention??...wow this is funnier than any of the threads in jokes.

please continue..this is entertaining:p

Women are the most intelligent,exceptional, brilliant,responsible, gifted,understanding,resourceful, perceptive,reasonable, resourceful and
accomplished creatures on the face of this depressing planet.

I have yet to use the word 'thingie' (lol sounds so funny).We do love revenge, but we're also fiercely loyal.humph!

Men make for better company than women.

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*Originally posted by Sarah Splendor: *
Men make for better company than women.
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Not always.

Women ask TOO MANY questions.

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*Originally posted by Shikra: *
Women ask TOO MANY questions.
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Mine whine when they can't answer them.

You see the problem is: If the wife asks her husband questions, he’ll keep answering (to an extent) and then get fed up. Now the wife will NOT be satisfied that she got all the answer, now she’ll get mad because the guy is not asking HER any questions. So she’ll ask the guy, why don’t you ask me anything? The guy will ask a few questions and then shut up. The wife will be ticked off again because the guy didn’t ask her enough questions and that shows that the hubby doesn’t care about her. If he asks her a lot of question, she’ll say why are you asking me tooo many questions? mujh par yaqeen nahi hai kia?

:frusty:

Shikra..most questions can be answered by a hug or a kiss...and not flicking channels on the remote :p

Oh TRUST ME, that’s my plan :wink: but then don’t you think she’ll get aggrivated because I don’t “talk enough” and all I use is the body language and I am being too touchy :confused:

Shikra I think it’ll go hand in hand…a few polite answers with a few sweet kisses and she’ll forget all about everything..unless of course you were caught doing something not so nice with another lady…then expect the frying pan and lods of questions

hahahaha.....I don't think that will happen because I'll ever be caught :p So hold her in my arms, say a few words, hug, kiss, a few words, hug, kiss............and that should do the trick?

so, wait. these are the complaints men have against women? I'm sorry, excuse me while I go laugh until my tummy hurts.

^ that just goes to show that men don't complain unlike u know who. :-D

I find it extremely interesting that females tend to act defensive when men complain. However as can be seen by the numerous threads against the male gender, we laugh it off or even add to the ever growing list.

A study should be undertaken on this sense of insecurity in women.