At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success. Actually, it is no secret at all.
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