A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was
taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near
death experience.
Seeing God she asked “Is my time up?” God said,
“No, you have another 40 years, 2
months and 8 days to live.” Upon recovery, the
woman decided to stay in the hospital and have
facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She
even had someone come in and change her hair color.
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured
she might as well make the most of it. After
her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she
was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front
of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had
another 40 years” Why didn’t you pull me from
out of the path of the ambulance?"
God replied, “I didn’t recognize you.”
wah wah
ok cya
well i guess not
are bhai
computer monitor
pe kaise dekho ge
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Best hai Mere Number Bhai!
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Kambakht Ishq!
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haha khekhe.
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classic one i must say
Ouch! :-D
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very hi funny kaki/kaka-AE…
thanx 4 posting te sharing…
God bless u all…
DerVaisH
muhabatein theen kabhi apne dermian kitni…
bicha gaye hai anna hum mein doorian kitni…
abhi to toota hai dil hi teri judai mein…
girein gi hum pe abhi aur bijlian kitni…
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Friendship is a precious gift from ALLAH, only lucky ppl have got this gift. And thank God, I am among those ppl
hehheehee
but too violent
Lol
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and even more…
making fun of God, religion and religious authorities, doesnt suits at all. next time please refrain.