Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to leave, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to name that person, until the woman held a very touching speech.
She said that she will voluntarily let go of the rope, because as a woman she is used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, without ever getting anything in return.
As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands…
woman, the deadlier of the species! 
u remind me of that fellow from that poem, u know, the one whose name led all the rest? 
abu ben adhem … apparently he topped the list of folks who were dearest to God..
but i was just implying that you lead the rest of us when it comes to deadliness 
ooo mii gaawwwddddddddddddddddddddddddd
thats the bestestestestest compliment i ever got 
thanx pheonix
u r the best 
pilot bhai: care for a lil bigger smile -----> aise 
ya phir ----> aise
This is the 3rd time those folks clapped and left the rop and I am suprised as to how much fuel that chopper has…btw nice one :k:
Pilo is sleeping, i’ll ask him to do somethin for his constipation
Lo mein hans diya bus ab khosh
which one???