“Looks young” means: If viewed from far away in bad lighting
“Loves travel” means: If you’re paying
“Loves animals” means: Cat lady
“Non-traditional” means: Ex-husband lives in the basement
“Open-minded” means: Desperate
“Outgoing” means: Loud
“Passionate” means: Loud
“Poet” means: Depressive schizophrenic
“Redhead” means: Shops in the Clairol aisle
“Reliable” means: Frumpy
“Rubenesque” means: You can figure this one out
“Romantic” means: Looks better by candlelight
“Self-employed” means: Jobless
“Smart” means: Insipid
“Special” means: Rode the small school bus w/ tinted windows
“Spiritual” means: Involved with a cult
“Stable” means: Boring
“Tall, thin” means: Anorexic
“Tanned” means: Wrinkled
“Wants soul mate” means: One step away from stalking
“Writer” means: Pompous
“Young at heart” means: How about the rest?
Are these from Merriam-Webster dictionary???
