One of my picture frames was broken, and I decided to try my
hand at repairing it. A screw was missing in one corner, so
I called the hardware store. “Do you carry screws for picture
frames?” I asked.
“What size do you need?”
“I don’t know, but it’s rather small.”
The man sighed. “Ma’am, would that be closer to ‘itsy-bitsy’
or ‘teeny-weeny?’”
[Thanks to Reader’s Digest.]
