Recently a Husband Superstore opened where women can go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The ONLY rules were, once you opened a door to any floor, you HAD to
choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn’t go
back down except to leave the place, never to return.
FIRST FLOOR The door had a sign saying, “These men have good jobs & love
kids.” Generally women read the sign and said, “well that’s better than
not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So
up they go.
SECOND FLOOR The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids
and are extremely good looking.” but the women tend to wonder what’s
further up
THIRD FLOOR This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids & help with the housework.” “Wow”, is
the general reaction, followed by “very tempting, but there was another
floor?”
FOURTH FLOOR This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic streak.” By now the women are generally excited
but still want more, and continue on.
FIFTH FLOOR The sign on this door said, “This floor is empty and exists
only to prove that women are ***** impossible to please. The exit is to
your left, we hope you fall down the stairs.”
women oh women at what floor would you stop? i guess all gupans will not opt for fifth floor!