women oh women!!

Recently a Husband Superstore opened where women can go to choose a
husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.

The ONLY rules were, once you opened a door to any floor, you HAD to
choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn’t go
back down except to leave the place, never to return.

FIRST FLOOR The door had a sign saying, “These men have good jobs & love
kids.” Generally women read the sign and said, “well that’s better than
not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So
up they go.

SECOND FLOOR The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love kids
and are extremely good looking.” but the women tend to wonder what’s
further up

THIRD FLOOR This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids & help with the housework.” “Wow”, is
the general reaction, followed by “very tempting, but there was another
floor?”

FOURTH FLOOR This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic streak.” By now the women are generally excited
but still want more, and continue on.

FIFTH FLOOR The sign on this door said, “This floor is empty and exists
only to prove that women are ***** impossible to please. The exit is to
your left, we hope you fall down the stairs.”


women oh women at what floor would you stop? i guess all gupans will not opt for fifth floor!

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:silly: I’ll be more than happy agar first floor wala hi mil jay…:smiley:

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is it because of you already know about the fifth floor

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nai jee mai bari sabir aur shakir bachi......hard to find a true guy

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I know this joke already

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It's been posted a few times in the joke section.... where this thread belong BTW

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oh you are late now. …

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^^ :hehe:

:wink:

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hahahahahahaha...

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*Some toughest questions for men... *

The questions are:

*What are you thinking about? *

*Do you love me? *

*Do I look fat? *

*Do you think she is prettier than me? *

*What would you do if I died? *

What makes these questions so difficult is that
every one is guaranteed to explode into a major
argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e.; tells the truth).

Therefore, as a public service, each question is
analyzed below, along with possible responses.

*What are you thinking about? *

The proper answer to this, of course, is:
I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful,
thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you
are, and how lucky I am to have met you."

This response obviously bears no resemblance to
the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

Baseball.

Football.

How fat you are.

How much prettier she is than you.

How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered
by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to
know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")

*Do you love me? *

The proper response is:
"YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is
in order, "Yes, dear."

Inappropriate responses include:
Oh Yeah, **** loads.

Would it make you feel better if I said yes?

That depends on what you mean by love.

Does it matter?

Who, me?

*Do I look fat? *

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"

Among the incorrect answers are:
Compared to what?

I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly
thin.

A little extra weight looks good on you.

I've seen fatter.

*Do you think she's prettier than me? *

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of
course not!"

Incorrect responses include:
Yes, but you have a better personality

Not prettier, but definitely thinner

Not as pretty as you when you were her age

Define pretty

I was just
thinking about how I would spend the insurance
money if you died.

*What would you do if I died? *

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an
hour of follow-up questions, usually along these lines:

Would you get married again?
Definitely not!

Why not - don't you like being married?
Of course I do.

Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Okay, I'd get married again.

You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Yes, I would.

Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Where else would we sleep?

Would you put away my pictures,
and replace them with pictures of her?
That would seem like the proper thing to do.

And would you let her use my golf clubs?
She can't use them;............................. she's left-handed!!!