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Women are unpredictable.
Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects
him, and after death she respects him. -
There was this guy who told his woman that he
loved her so much that he would go through hell
for her. They got married - and now he is going through hell. -
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds :
"Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred
letters. They all said the same thing :
“You can have mine.” -
When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new
or the wife. -
It’s easy to tell if a man is married or not..
Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting
beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel,
you can be sure he is married. -
A man received a letter from some kidnappers.
The letter said, " If you don’t promise to send us
$100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your
wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can’t
keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
- What’s the matter, you look depressed."
“I’m having trouble with my wife.” “What
happened?”
“She said she wasn’t going to speak to me for 30
days.” “But that ought to make you happy.”
“It did, but today is the last day.”