Women Jokes

  1. Women are unpredictable.
    Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects
    him, and after death she respects him.

  2. There was this guy who told his woman that he
    loved her so much that he would go through hell
    for her. They got married - and now he is going through hell.

  3. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds :
    "Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred
    letters. They all said the same thing :
    “You can have mine.”

  4. When a man opens the door of his car for his
    wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new
    or the wife.

  5. It’s easy to tell if a man is married or not..
    Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting
    beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel,
    you can be sure he is married.

  6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers.
    The letter said, " If you don’t promise to send us
    $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your
    wife."

The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can’t
keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

  1. What’s the matter, you look depressed."
    “I’m having trouble with my wife.” “What
    happened?”

“She said she wasn’t going to speak to me for 30
days.” “But that ought to make you happy.”
“It did, but today is the last day.”

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:k: funny

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hummmmm...thats what women may pray at night!:)

*Bedtime Prayer of a woman *

Now I lay me down to sleep
I Pray for a man who is not a creep

One who's handsome, smart and strong
He is not afraid to admit when he is wrong

One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call he does not wait for weeks

I pray that he is gainfully employed
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massage my back and begs to do more

Oh! send me a man who will not make fun of my mind
Knows what to say when I ask 'how fat is my behind'

one who will smile even while I am 'Bi*chin'
And brings ME a sandwitch too when he goes to kitchen

I pray that this man will love me to no end
And would never compare me with my best friend

Thank you in advance and now I will just wait
For I know you'll send him before its too late

                     Ameen!

(Unknown author)