Driving to the office this morning on the highway, I
looked over to my left and there was a woman in a
brand new Mustang doing 90 MPH with her face up
next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I
looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still
working on her make-up!!!
It scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into
the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG
JIM AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me
drop the cigarette out of my mouth…
Ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!
@$% WOMEN DRIVERS!!!