Driving to the office this morning on the expressway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 K.M. per hour with her face up to the rearview mirror putting on eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
Being a man, that scared me so bad that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from between my ear and shoulder which fell into the coffee cup between my legs, splashed and burned my friend Big Jim sitting next to me and the twins sitting in the back, ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call!
Damn women drivers!
mazay ka nahi hai:nook:
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