After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. “Kill her!!!”. The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.” The second man was given the e same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.” Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with blanks,” she said. “I had to beat him to death with the chair.”
Moral: Women are evil. Don’t mess with them.
there was a similar one posted sometime back … but instead of two men and three women, there were THREE men only. That version was different in a way that when the last agent came out he said “You gave me duds man … I had to choke the b!tch” … that was the funniest part 
That was a good one :biggthumb … don’t like this version very much 
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nope u have got it all wrong, women do whatever they are told, they are very obidient and they will perform their work no matta how hard the task is 
God 
man don’t let a moment pass by w/o blaming women 
you catch on quick!