Women are either Haraam or Makrooh and their existence is anti-Islamic

So how did these so called scholars came in being if women never existed :smack:

Council of Islamic Ideology declares women

**Islamabad - Sharia Correspondent: **The Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) concluded their 192nd meeting on Thursday with the ruling that women are un-Islamic and that their mere existence contradicted Sharia and the will of Allah. As the meeting concluded CII Chairman Maulana Muhammad Khan Shirani noted that women by existing defied the laws of nature, and to protect Islam and the Sharia women should be forced to stop existing as soon as possible. The announcement comes a couple of days after CII’s 191st meeting where they dubbed laws related to minimum marriage age to be un-Islamic.After declaring women to be un-Islamic, Shirani explained that there were actually two kinds of women – haraam and makrooh. “We can divide all women in the world into two distinct categories: those who are haraam and those who are makrooh. Now the difference between haraam and makrooh is that the former is categorically forbidden while the latter is really really disliked,” Shirani said.

He further went on to explain how the women around the world can ensure that they get promoted to being makrooh, from just being downright haraam. “Any woman that exercises her will is haraam, absolutely haraam, and is conspiring against Islam and the *Ummah,*whereas those women who are totally subservient can reach the status of being makrooh. Such is the generosity of our ideology and such is the endeavour of Muslim men like us who are the true torchbearers of gender equality,” the CII chairman added.Officials told Khabaristan Today that the council members deliberated over various historic references related to women and concluded that each woman is a source of fitna and a perpetual enemy of Islam.

They also decided that by restricting them to their subordinate, bordering on slave status, the momineen and the mujahideen can ensure that Islam continues to be the religion of peace, prosperity and gender equality.Responding to a question one of the officials said that international standards of gender equality should not be used if they contradict Islam or the constitution of Pakistan that had incorporated Islam and had given sovereignty to Allah. “We don’t believe in western ideals, and nothing that contradicts Islam should ever be paid heed. In any case by giving women the higher status of being makrooh, it’s us Muslims who have paved the way for true, Sharia compliant feminism,” the official said.The CII meeting also advised the government that to protect Islam women’s right to breathe should also be taken away from them. “Whether a woman is allowed to breathe or not be left up to her husband or male guardian, and no woman under any circumstance whatsoever should be allowed to decide whether she can breathe or not,” Shirani said.

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seriously :expressionless:

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is this satire!!!

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On a second thought, mods please move it to the Jokes Section

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i think it is

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I think so but the way things are moving in some islamic countries, the day doesn’t seem far enough

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food poisoning

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These molvis are really high on halwa.

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Just when you think you’ve heard it all..

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lol

It’s so obvious that it’s not a real news item.

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time waste

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Stop defending treachery of dumbass pakis…whats with your constant agenda of attacking everyone who points out obvious shortcomings? whats with all the chips on your shoulders and etc etc??

lol

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​somebody tell me this isn’t for real

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this isn’t for real

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^ collaboration. synergy. team spirit.

BUY BUY BUY.

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at least they are still considered humans, despite being makrooh.

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^ For now.

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ab bas yehii paRhnaa qismat meN baaqi rah gayaa thaa shaayad so aaj paRh liyaa! waaye rii qismat! :frowning:

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Got to keep my reputation of being a blind patriotic high…

Re: Women are either Haraam or Makrooh and their existence is anti-Islamic

Talk about being judgmental. Seriously are you all devoid of the ability tell the difference between satire and reality? Or does this feed your own views about religion and thus its more acceptable and believable?