A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you’re a man.
That’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s
nothing left, but we’re unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
days".Flattered, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely!”
The woman continued, "and look at this, here’s another miracle. My
car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely
God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she
hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it
and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman
takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back
to the man.The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
The woman replies, "No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever b******s. Don’t mess with them.
lol