A woman’s language finally translated to English
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–You want = You want
–We need = I want
–It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
–Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
–We need to talk = I need to complain
–Sure… go ahead = I don’t want you to.
–I’m hungry = (a) Make me something to eat (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $5, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. – I don’t care if what you are doing is important.
–I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron.
–You’re … so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
–You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
–I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’m on my period.
–Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
–This kitchen is so…inconvenient = I want a new house.
–The car is empty = Go fill it up
–The trash is full = Take it out
–The dog is barking = Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong
–I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper…
–I need wedding shoes = The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
–Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
–I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
–Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.
–How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.
–I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
–Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.
–You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
–Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you’re dead.
–Please walk me home = Let’s go make out.
–It’s all right, dear. = You’ll pay for this.
–Yes = No
–No = No
–Maybe = No
–I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.
–Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get use to it.
–Was that the baby ? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
–I’m not yelling ! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
And you thought there didnt exist a “missing link”!?