Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball
into the woods. She
**went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in **
a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this
trap, I will grant you
three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to
**mention that there was a **
condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your
husband will get
times ten!"
The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she
wanted to be the
**most beautiful woman in the world. **
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish
will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock
to".
**The woman replied, "That’s okay, because I will be the **
most beautiful Woman
and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world
!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the world
and he will be ten times richer than you. "
The woman said, "That’s okay, because what’s mine is
**his and what’s his is **
mine."
So, KAZAM and She’s became the richest woman in the
world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I’d like a
mild heart attack."
**Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with **
them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke
for you. Stop here
and continue feeling
good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his
wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.
**Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it
only goes to show
that women never listen !!!**