Wife - at the dinner table - to Husband: I wanted to thank you for last night.
Husband: But Honey I was out on a business trip until this morning, remember?.
Wife: Not that, silly. I wanted to thank you for saving my life.
Husband: OK, I’m lost now. Explain that.
Wife: Last night I was leaving this World, I could not breathe, my body was not moving, my eyes were opened wide, and I was turning cold. I was almost dead.
Husband: And…
Wife: and you woke me up and I realized that was just a dream.
Husband: How foolish of me. I woke you up at wrong time.
:rotfl" .............. i can just imagine him running for his life after sayin dat
lol totally agree
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:p hehe
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