A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
There was Water in the carburetor.
I asked her , “Where’s the car?” She replied, “In
the lake.”
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still
paying.”
** Of all the things I’ve lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**