And among one hundred thousand, you were the fastest!
Stupidity is NOT a disability! PARK ELSEWHERE!
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Your mum is gorgeous! I heard it skips a generation?*
Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth dot com.
Due to your immaturity, lights at the end of the tunnel has temporarily been switched off. *
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So how do you entertain your lonely neuron?
ok fun time.
Add your witty one-liners here but KEEP IT CIVIL.
Re: Witty one-liners
Not all men are fools.......some are bachelors :@:
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I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
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I would have said, but then... u would have said, he's only got a one line wit.
"If at first you don't succeed...forget skydiving."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart. "
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hmmmm… clean ones eh? 
awrite..
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you’d had enough oxygen at birth?
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.
…and signature before this one
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my all time fav. is (I never used it but I like they way It sounds)
serfa ker ky suti–ty aata kha gai kuti 
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
lol!
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
***Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
No life is totally wasted, one can always be a bad example.
***Not all men are fools… Some are bachelors.
*** Quando omni flunkus moritati – when all else fails, play dead.
If they put a man on the moon...They should be able to put them all there.
Why people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?