with no malice towards pakistani freinds;just for fun

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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***Strictly Confidential(X)
***Pakistan Board Of Exams March-2001
HIGH SCHOOL MATH’S
PROFICIENCY EXAM
Name: _______________________________________________
Nationality: (Pakistani/Afghan/other)________________________
Sex: (female/terrorist) __________________________________
Relative of any high-ranking Army personell ?(yes/no/willbe)

************************** Rules And Regulations*********************

  1. Under any circumstances do not circulate this question paper,if found U will be shot.
  2. Any Question which is mentioned in brief should be explicitly written in brief.
  3. If the student doesn’t come in time for the Exam he/she will be joining the Harquat-UL-Ansar Group.
  4. If anyone is caught copying he/she will be an eligible candidate for Pakistan’s next General Elections.

Note: For each mark 1 bomb will be given as gift.

Time : 2 hours or till the next sound of AK-47 (whichever later)

100mks.

  1. Ayub has an AK-47 with a 40-round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each village, how many villages can he cover before he has to reload?

  2. Irshad has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8-ball to Salim for $320, and 2 grams to Mukhtar for $85 a gram. What is the street value of the remaining caine that he doesn’t cut?

  3. Irshad wants to cut his ½ pound of heroin to make 20% more profit.
    How many ounces of cut will he need to reach his goal?

  4. Abdul gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy,and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 2 BMW’s and 3 4x4’s, how many Chevys will he have to steal to make $800?

  5. Rashid is serving 6 years in prison for murder. He received $10,000 for the hit. If one of his four wives is spending $100 a month,how much money will be left when he gets out of jail, and how many years will he get for killing the woman who spent all his money?

  6. If Imran tampers the ball thrice an over, what is percent increase in fall of wickets and reduction in runs? In that case what is the success rate in a test match and one day international?

  7. What could have been the shortest way for hijacking Indian plane from Khatmandu not considering the killing rate in the plane? Looking at the executive and passenger classes in Indian planes,how many minimum number of hijackers required actually to Hijack a plane?

  8. Suppose if 35 percent of a total class is copying 70 percent of the total exam paper, what is the total percentage of fraud? To increase the total percentage of fraud to 10 percent more, which is the best way out of those two?

  9. Suppose a Missile is targeted towards Bombay which launches from Lahore air base at about 1:00AM ISD Time. What would be the time taken
    by the Missile to hit Bombay?

  10. Explain in brief fully Zia-ul-Haq and Musharaff theorems with full data for taking over Government’s?

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Corny ....
Welcome to the Club ajit.

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Welcome to the club,

Just for curiosity, did you think all of this alone or you got some help???
Your head might been hurting??

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/confused.gif

" I am empowered to do what makes sense!!!"

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got this in my email a few days ago. But anyway its the smash.

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–

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"with no malice towards my pakistani friends"
another way of hypocrit indians to show their diplomacy.

MUWAHAHAHAHA.....MR.CROREPATI YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE MAN.
X----------X
MY RESPECT LIST:SHERAZ CT,CONFUSED,SOMYE,SALMANKHANA,Y2MU,MOEZIZ,MAD_SCIENTIST,NEERA.(EARN MY RESPECT AND YOUR NAME WOULD BE HERE).

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but yaar come to think of it.. its a pretty tough IQ exam

^-Of course I'm arrogant. The best usually are.-^

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And what about indian exams?

Blood of 2 kashmiri women + blood of 3 innocent pakistanis on LOC equals?

If more than 80% kashmiris want freedom, how much army is required to stop them?

etc etc

I have to admit that Indian education system is really good.