One day, a man rubbed a lamp.
A genie popped out of the lamp and said, “You have three wishes. I will grant whatever you wish for, but remember, every politician in the world gets twice as much as you wish for, so be careful what you wish for.”
The man said, “that’s easy! I want a million dollars.”
A big pile of cash appeared in front of him. "Now, each politician hse two million.
The man said, “never mind! I am happy as long as I have my million. Now, I want a Mercedes.”
A red Mercedes appeared in front of him and the genie said, “Now, each politician has two of these.”
The man was happier than ever. He thought about his last wish, and said, “You know, I have always wanted to donate a kidney…”
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A WORKER ON A BUILDING SITE RUSHED UP TO THE FOREMAN. 'RAMA RAMU!' HE CRIED.'SOMEONE JUST DROPPED A AXE FROM THE
TOP OF THE BUILDING AND CHOPPED MY EAR OFF' IMMEDIATELY THE FOREMAN ORGANISED A SEARCH PARTY TO FIND THE EAR IN
HOPE THAT SURGEONS MIGHT BE ABLE TO SEW IT AGAIN. 'HERE IT IS'CRIED ONE OF THE SEARCHERS, WAVING THE EAR. 'NO, THAT'S
NOT MINE,'SAID THE INJURED WORKMAN. 'MINE HAD A PENCIL BEHAIND IT!'
Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Moron: "No, who wrote it?"
Why did 18 morons go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
Why can't morons make ice cubes?
They always forget the recipe.
Why can't A moron dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
