**Winter Classes for Men at **
**THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER **
**REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED **
by Friday Jan, 22nd 2010
*NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL *
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAX
Class 1
**How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays: ****Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. **
**Meets 4 weeks, Mon and Wed for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. **
Class 2
**The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It Change Itself?: ****Round Table Discussion. **
**Meets 2 weeks, Sat 12:00 for 2 hours. **
**Class 3 **
**Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? : ****Group Practice. **
**Meets 4 weeks, Sat10:00 PM for 2 hours. **
**Class 4 **
**Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor: ****Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. **
**Meets Sat at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. **
**Class 5 **
**Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?: ****Examples on Video. **
**Meets 4 weeks, Tues and Thurs for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM **
Class 6
**Loss Of Identity–Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other: ****Help Line Support and Support Groups. **
**Meets 4 Weeks, Fri and Sun 7:00 PM **
**Class 7 **
**Learning How To Find Things–Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming: ****Open Forum **
**Mon at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. **
**Class 8 **
**Health Watch–Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health: ****Graphics and Audio Tapes. **
**Three nights; Mon, Wed, Fri at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. **
**Class 9 **
**Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost: ****Real Life Testimonials. **
**Tues at 6:00 PM Location to be determined **
**Class 10 **
**Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?: ****Driving Simulations. **
**4 weeks, Sat @ noon, 2 hours. **
**Class 11 **
**Learning to Live–Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife: ****Online Classes and role-playing **
**Tues at 7:00 PM, location to be determined **
**Class 12 **
**How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion: ****Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. **
**Meets 4 weeks, Tues and Thurs for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. **
Class 13
**How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late: ****Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. **
**Three nights; Mon, Wed, Fri at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. **
Class 14
**The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used: ****Live Demonstration. **
**Tues at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. **
**Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. **
Let me know if any of you are interested 
