The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2010:
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Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
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Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
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Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
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This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
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Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”
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This is a message from God Gates: “Rebooting the world. Please log off.”
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To “shut down” your system, type “WIN”
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BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
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COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
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File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
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Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
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Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
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User Error: Replace user.
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Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”
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Windows security report: Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted.