IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MICROSOFT*
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the TexasEdition of Windows '98 may have accidentally been shipped outside of
Texas. If you have one of the Texas Editions, you may need some help
understanding the commands.The Texas Edition may be recognized by looking at the openingscreen.
It reads “WINDERS '98” with a background picture of the Alamo
superimposed on the Texas Flag and it is shipped with a Leann Rimes screen
saver.NOTE: 1. Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse" 2. My Computer is called "This Infernal Contraption" 3. Dialup Networking is called "Good ol' Boys" 4. Control Panel is known as the "Dashboard" 5. Hard Drive is referred to as "Wheel Drive" 6. Floppies are "Them Little Plastic Disc Thangs" OTHER FEATURES:Instead of an Error Message you get a Winder covered with a garbage
bag and duct tape.TERMINOLOGY: 'Ats Awright = OK Heck No = Cancel Aw Shoot = Reset Shore = Yes Naaaw = No Hunt Fer It = Find Over Yonder = Go to Back Yonder = Back Hep = Help Ternit Off = Stop Crank 'er Up = Start Sittins = Settings Stuff That Does Stuff = Programs Stuff I Done Did = DocumentsAlso note Winders '98 does not recognize capital letters or
punctuation marks. Spell check has been deactivated. We regret any
inconvenience it may have caused you if you received a copy of Texas
Edition.Microsoft User Support Staff
beware y2k is here
are you ready
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