WINDOWS 98 TEXAS EDITION

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MICROSOFT*

 It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Texas

Edition of Windows '98 may have accidentally been shipped outside of
Texas. If you have one of the Texas Editions, you may need some help
understanding the commands.

 The Texas Edition may be recognized by looking at the opening

screen.

It reads “WINDERS '98” with a background picture of the Alamo
superimposed on the Texas Flag and it is shipped with a Leann Rimes screen
saver.

 NOTE:

 1. Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
 2. My Computer is called "This Infernal Contraption"
 3. Dialup Networking is called "Good ol' Boys"
 4. Control Panel is known as the "Dashboard"
 5. Hard Drive is referred to as "Wheel Drive"
 6. Floppies are "Them Little Plastic Disc Thangs"

 OTHER FEATURES:

Instead of an Error Message you get a Winder covered with a garbage
bag and duct tape.

 TERMINOLOGY:
 'Ats Awright = OK
 Heck No = Cancel
 Aw Shoot = Reset
 Shore = Yes
 Naaaw = No
 Hunt Fer It = Find
 Over Yonder = Go to
 Back Yonder = Back
 Hep = Help
 Ternit Off = Stop
 Crank 'er Up = Start
 Sittins = Settings
 Stuff That Does Stuff = Programs
 Stuff I Done Did = Documents

Also note Winders '98 does not recognize capital letters or
punctuation marks. Spell check has been deactivated. We regret any
inconvenience it may have caused you if you received a copy of Texas
Edition.

 Microsoft User Support Staff

beware y2k is here
are you ready
what the hell
computer people quit scaring the world

In the same Edition, there a couple of viruses: Wetbacks, and Rednecks.

[This message has been edited by NYAhmadi (edited November 10, 1999).]