Windows 2000 error messages...veryfunny..

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:

  1. Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

  2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

  3. Press ANY key to continue or ANY OTHER key to quit.

  4. Bad command or file name! GO stand in the corner.

  5. This will end your Windows session.
    Do you want to play another game?

  6. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software
    titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.

  7. This is a message from Gates:
    “Rebooting the world. Please log off.”

  8. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

  9. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

  10. COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

  11. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

  12. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

  13. User Error: Intelligence Resource Level Insufficient Replace user

  14. Netscape.exe… Bad file name…
    May we suggest M/S Internet Explorer? (Y/y)
    AND ONE that really should be included.

  15. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “Windows found: Remove it?
    and change to system that doesn’t carsh (Y/N)”

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remember "A)BORT, R)ETRY, I)GNORE, F)AIL" question?

well here is a bit twisted ver:

A)BORT, R)ETRY, H)AMMER COMPUTER, M)ASSIVE HEART FAILURE, P)OUR SOUP ON MOTHERBOARD?

Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.